- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ DELAY THE MYSTERY
♪ CAN ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- THIS NEW TRUCK IS THE PRIDE OF WEST FINSTER.
GOES ANYWHERE AND CAN HANDLE ANYTHING.
- EH, SOUNDS LIKE ME.
- AND THE SIREN--
WHY, YOU CAN HEAR THE SIREN 3 MILES AWAY.
- HEY, THAT'S KIND OF LIKE MY SINGING.
- HEY! CAN I SLIDE DOWN THE POLE?
- WELL, YOUNG MAN,
NOT EVERYBODY GETS TO SLIDE DOWN THE POLE.
BUT SINCE YOUR GRANDPA AND I ARE SUCH OLD FRIENDS,
I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
BUT YOU HAVE TO OBEY THE RULES.
- OH, YES, SIR!
- YEESH!
- NOW, YOU HAVE TO BE VERY QUIET
BECAUSE THE FIREMEN SLEEP UP HERE.
- [SNORING]
- YES, SIR.
- THE SLIGHTEST ALARM WILL WAKE THEM UP.
- [LOUD SNORING]
- BOY, WISH I COULD SLEEP LIKE THAT.
I HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP IN A WEEK.
- NOW, WATCH ME, IGGY.
COME ON, IGGY. IT'S EASY.
- WHEEEEE!
- HEY, NICE HAT.
[IMITATES SIREN]
- FAKING AN ALARM, HUH?
YOU'VE HAD IT, KID!
WHOA-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- YOU!
- [RASPBERRY]
- THAT'S IT!
NOW I'M REALLY FOAMING!
WHAT'S WITH THIS THING?
- [LAUGHS] THAT OUGHT TO COOL YOU OFF.
- OOF!
- WAAH!
OW!
- WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE?
SMOKEY?! CHASING A BOOT?
- EEYAH-HA-HA-HO!
- [LAUGHS]
- [MUTTERING]
- GET THAT CAT OUTTA--
OOF! HERE.
NOW I'M REALLY BURNING UP.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- [COUGHING]
TAKE YOUR CAT AND GET OUT OF HERE.
- IGGY'S ALL TUCKED IN.
HEATHCLIFF IS IN DREAMLAND.
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS TO SLEEP, GRANDPA.
- [HUMMING]
NOW FOR A LITTLE MIDNIGHT SNACK.
MMM.
A LATE SHOW ON TV...
- [SNORING]
- OH, NO. HE'S GONNA RUIN MY SNACK!
- [MUMBLING]
- THE OLD GUY'S WALKING IN HIS SLEEP!
[RRRRRRING]
- [MUMBLES] TELEPHONE.
I'LL GET IT.
UH, HELLO?
HELLO?
HELLO!
SOMETHING'S FISHY AROUND HERE.
[SNORES]
[DOOR OPENS]
- [GULP]
OH, NO! HE'S GOING OUTSIDE.
- GRASS GETTING AWFULLY TALL.
TIME TO MOW.
[SNORES]
- MOWING THE LAWN?
- IT'S A ROUGH JOB, BUT SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
[SNORING]
HMM...GRASS IS DAMP.
GRASS IS DRY HERE.
- UH-OH. HE'S REALLY ROLLING NOW!
- ROUGH GROUND. VERY BUMPY.
- NOW WHAT?
[MUFFLED GROAN]
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
- MOWER IS OUT OF BALANCE.
GOTTA FIX THAT.
- H-HE'S GOING OVER THE EDGE!
- MUCH SMOOTHER.
JUST HOW IT OUGHT TO BE.
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
TIME TO RELAX...
AND UNWIND.
- [PANTING] I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.
OH, YIPES!
- COOKIE, PERHAPS?
THESE COOKIES ARE SLIPPERY.
NOW TO SETTLE DOWN WITH A GOOD BOOK...
MY FAVORITE CHAIR...
WH-WHERE'S THAT PULL-CORD FOR MY LAMP?
- [BOING] OOK-OOK.
[BOING]
- AND FINALLY MY PIPE.
- WHEW! [PANTING]
[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]
SMOKE?!
FIRE?!
YEOW!
AHH, THE AROMA.
NOTHING LIKE A GOOD PIPE AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK.
- YEOW!
- KITTY? OH, I'M FINE.
HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S A LITTLE WARM FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR, DON'T YOU THINK?
YES, I DO BELIEVE IT'S UNSEASONABLY WARM.
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
[HEATHCLIFF MUTTERING EXCITEDLY]
- OHH, HEATHCLIFF, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP.
[SLAM]
- [IMITATING FIRE TRUCK SIREN]
- WHAT IS IT, HEATHCLIFF?
FIRE!
GRANDMA! GRANDPA!
- [SNIFFING] DINNER?
DO I SMELL DINNER COOKING?
- OH, QUICK, IGGY. LET'S TAKE GRANDPA OUTSIDE.
WAKE UP, GRANDPA.
- [MEOWING URGENTLY]
- AH, ANOTHER BLASTED PRANK CALL.
- [IMITATING FIRE TRUCK SIREN]
[MEOWING URGENTLY]
[SNORING]
[PUFFING]
DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!
- IT'S THAT BLASTED NUTMEG CAT CAUSING MORE TROUBLE.
- SMOKEY! WE NEED HELP! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
- YEAH, SURE! YOU'RE A GOOD ONE FOR FALSE ALARMS.
- WAIT.
UH, BELIEVE ME, THIS IS FOR REAL.
- WHO WOULD BELIEVE YOU?!
- OH, BOY.
HAVE I LEARNED A LESSON.
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
[STARTS SIREN]
- ROWF! ROWF! - WHAT'S GOING ON?!
- ROW-ROW-ROWFF!
- OH, NO! THERE IS A FIRE.
COME ON, SLIM!
- NO, GRANDPA, YOU CAN'T GO IN!
- WH-WHAT ABOUT DINNER?
[SIREN]
BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY.
- NUTMEG, GO SIT DOWN.
- UH!
- MA'AM, EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
NOW LET'S WAKE UP OLD NUTMEG.
TURN ON THE WATER, SLIM.
- IS DINNER READY YET?
- NOW TURN IT OFF.
- HUH? WHERE--WHERE AM I?
- HOORAY!
- AT LAST! HE'S AWAKE!
- YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING, GRANDPA.
- AND HAVING A NICE DREAM
UNTIL HEATHCLIFF WOKE ME UP.
- WAIT, THAT CAT SAVED YOUR LIFE.
- BALONEY!
- I WILL NEVER, NEVER SET ANOTHER FALSE ALARM AS LONG AS I LIVE.
NOW GET OUTTA MY FACE, FISH.
[YAWNING] I NEED SOME SLEEP.
- IF THERE'S ONE THING A COOL CAT LIKE ME KNOWS...
IT'S HOW TO TREAT A LADY.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
AH-CHOO!
HMM.
THEY JUST DON'T MAKE FLOWERS LIKE THEY USED TO.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- COULD YOU GET THAT, BUSH?
- IT JUST BETTER NOT BE ONE OF THOSE MANGY CATS.
- CATS? PERISH THE THOUGHT.
I'M HERE FROM THE DISCO ACADEMY
TO GIVE YOU A FREE DEMONSTRATION.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
- YAHOO!
- GEE. THAT WAS FUN.
SIGN ME UP.
- AND FOR YOU, MY SWEET,
A BEAUTIFUL BOUQUET.
- I THINK THAT BUSH'S GIFT WAS A BETTER DEAL.
BUT IF YOU REALLY FELT LIKE GIVING ME SOMETHING--
SOMETHING TO BRIGHTEN MY DAY...
- ANYTHING, CLEO. YOU NAME IT.
- A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD PROBABLY DO THE TRICK,
AN ELEGANT BOUDOIR FOR THE LADY.
- NO PROBLEM, SUGAR.
BY TONIGHT, YOU'LL FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE SLEEPING ON A CLOUD.
- OHH, RIFFY, YOU'RE THE MOST WONDERFUL CAT I KNOW.
- YEAH, AND I'D FEEL A LOT MORE WONDERFUL
IF I KNEW WHERE I COULD FIND ONE OF THOSE OVERSTUFFED COTS.
[STATIC AND SQUEALING]
- HEY, HECTOR, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
OUR CAR RADIO'S A PAIN IN THE EAR.
- YOU'RE TELLING ME!
- DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
I GOT US A NEW CAR RADIO FROM LEROY'S SIDE OF THE DUMP.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHOOPS!
- ALL RIGHT, YOU CREEPY CATS.
I WANT MY RADIO BACK, AND I WANT IT NOW.
- I HOPE THAT WAS FAST ENOUGH FOR YA.
- JUST WAIT TILL MY COUSIN MERVYN McMUTT GETS HERE.
- LET'S CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
- I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY ANYTHING ON HIM.
- OH, WE CAN HARDLY WAIT.
- GRRRR!
- MERVYN! AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.
- OH, BOY.
WE'RE GONNA GET TO MEET THE LITTLE McMUTT HIMSELF.
COUSIN LEROY.
- WELL, COUSIN MERVYN,
IT HAS TO DO WITH SOME CATS.
- CATS?!
I HATE CATS.
- I THINK THAT WAS OUR CUE.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
- OOH! OOH!
I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE GLAD TO SEE ME...
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- LE-LE-LEROY'S COUSIN'S HERE.
- AND HE'S AS BIG AS A BEAR.
- SOUNDS INTERESTING. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
- [WHISTLING A TUNE]
- THERE YA GO, MERVYN.
YOU CAN'T SAY I DON'T TREAT MY GUESTS WITH STYLE.
- NOT BAD, LEROY. NOT BAD.
- WHAT LUCK.
THAT BED'S EXACTLY WHAT CLEO HAD IN MIND.
NOW LISTEN, GUYS, I'VE GOT A PLAN.
- UHH...ARE YOU SURE THIS PLAN'S GONNA WORK?
- DON'T WORRY, MUNGO.
RIFF RAFF SAID IT'S FOOLPROOF.
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
LOOK.
THERE THEY ARE.
BLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
- BLBLBLBL!
- NYAH-NYAH-NYAH NYAH-NYAH-NYAH!
- GRRRR!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- BLBLBLBLBLBL!
- COME ON, LEROY.
LET'S CAUSE A CAT-ASTROPHE.
- HEY, IT'S WORKING, JUST LIKE RIFF RAFF SAID.
- GRRR!
- BUT, UH, UH, WHAT DO WE DO NEXT?
- I DON'T KNOW. RIFF RAFF DIDN'T SAY.
- I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
- WHOA!
- ♪ OHH, DOGGIES
THANKS FOR THE BED.
- [OUT OF BREATH] RIFF RAFF, I THOUGHT THIS PLAN
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOOLPROOF.
WHAT WENT WRONG?
- NOTHIN'. WHILE YOU GUYS WERE DISTRACTING THE DOGS,
I GOT THE BED.
- WE'LL GET YOU YET.
- [PANTING]
- HURRY UP, GUYS.
THEY'RE GAINING ON US.
- COME ON, MERVYN! WE'RE GAINING ON 'EM!
- OOF!
- WAY TO GO, RIFF RAFF!
- YEAH! WE DID IT!
[ALL CHEERING]
- YAY!
- AND CLEO'S MUSIC STORE IS DEAD AHEAD.
- WHOA!
- TA-DA!
WELL, CLEO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- OHH, RIFFY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
NOW...ALL IT NEEDS
IS A FANCY QUILT COMFORTER,
AND IT'LL BE PERFECT!
- A WHAT?
- A COMFORTER.
LIKE THIS.
- DON'T WORRY, CLEO. WE'LL...
- TAKE CARE OF IT.
- OHH, RIFFY.
- SORRY ABOUT THE BED, MERVYN.
BUT I DO HAVE THIS.
- THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY.
THERE'S THE COMFORTER.
- CHARGE!
- STOP IT.
- YEOWWWW!
GRRR!
RUFF! RUFF!
NOT SO FAST, KITTY WHISKERS.
- WAY TO GO, MUNGO!
[ALL GROWLING]
- HEY! WE'RE GAINING GROUND ON THE HOUND.
- NOT FOR LONG!
- OOF!
- HOLD ON, MERVYN.
- WHOA! - OOH!
- RIFF RAFF!
DO SOMETHING!
- SURE THING, HECTOR.
WILL THIS DO?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
- NO CAT CAN GET THE BEST OF ME, MERVYN McMUTT!
- WELL, I GUESS THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
- HANG ON, LEROY.
WE'RE GOIN' FOR A RIDE.
- OH, SO THEY WANNA PLAY ROUGH, DO THEY?
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[ALL YELLING]
- HA HA HA!
I GUESS WE SHOWED THOSE CATS, EH, LEROY?
- [SCREAMING]
- NOTHING TO IT, RIGHT?
- WRONG.
- HERE I COME, CLEO.
- UH-OH. HANG ON.
- WHOA!
- WHAT?
- SO, CLEO....
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, RIFF RAFF,
AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE ANY MORE.
NOW GET OUT.
AND STAY OUT.
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH THESE CATS.
YOU GIVE 'EM AN INCH, AND THEY'LL TAKE A MILE.
- SORRY IF MY INTERIOR DECORATING
TURNED OUT TO BE INTERIOR DESTRUCTION INSTEAD.
- AW, THAT'S OK, RIFFY.
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
- GUESS I'M JUST A DREAMER.
- [SNORING]
- LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
HA HA HA HA.
- YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.
MMM.
- LIKEWISE, SNOOKUMS.
HA HA HA HA HA!
IF YOU'RE TRAVELING BY AIR WITH YOUR DOG,
HERE'S A FEW GOOD TIPS.
FIRST, MAKE SURE YOUR DOG HAS A GOOD MEAL TO EAT.
NEXT, IT'S IMPORTANT TO FULLY EXERCISE YOUR DOG.
GO FOR IT, BIG FELLA!
OK, THAT'S GOOD!
NOW, LET YOUR DOG GET USED TO THE CRATE,
THAT HE OR SHE WILL BE TRAVELING IN.
AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING PROOF
THAT YOUR DOG HAS HAD ALL OF HIS SHOTS, TOO.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP, SPIKE!
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THERE AIN'T NO MYSTERY
♪ THEY'LL ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER FINE TIME ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- COOKIE JAR!